1. Team America
Did you think that a teddy bear was as weird as we were going to get here? Try puppets. It’s not as if this scene – nay, montage – of sexual depravity would be permissible in a live action film (unless it’s some rather niche porn, and if that’s your thing then God bless you and have a nice day). Not only do these awkwardly controlled puppets try every position you wish you had the balls to attempt all in one night, but they screw with a stringy aggressiveness as only puppets can. Why is it so funny and so weirdly, interestingly sexy at the same time – oh wait – god no! Is he? Ewwww. And is she? Yes. Yes she is. She’s shitting on his face.